Red Flag Number Three

The current story arc starts here.

  • Sabrina Pandora

    Aw, hey, I got saved once at a church sleepover. Then I got saved again the next morning.

    Not what she’s talking about though, huh?

    • Sigurther

      Something that involved calling out God’s name multiple times, eh?

      • Sabrina Pandora


    • OrlahEhontas

      Like your new avatar. Your work?

      • Sabrina Pandora

        Actually Chris Tsuda as I recall. An old commission from like a decade ago back when I was that skinny…

        • OrlahEhontas

          Very nice. He did good work.

  • David Nuttall

    When doing missionary work, you do not want to spring surprises on your potential converts. Explain things to a sufficient level so that they know what they are in for. Make sure that the potential converts understands that you are inviting them to church, not on a date. If you do not have all the answers for their questions, make sure that you refer them to the pastor or other leaders in your church.

  • Xien

    I have Slapped people for trying to pull stuff like this on me.
    I’m an Agnostic. Until you can back up your theology with facts and evidence, instead of quotes from a book so heavily edited it could be a substitute for Michael Jacksons nose, keep your beliefs to your own fragging self.

    • CanuckAmuck

      so heavily edited it could be a substitute for Michael Jacksons nose

      Oh, I am so stealing that!

    • Sora Neku

      So in response to people trying to aggressively convert you, you are going to aggressively counter-attack? I’m not feeling the love and tolerance vibe here.

      • Xien

        Hey, I give as good as I get.
        I’m a nice guy, but I will to my last breath defend my own opinions, no matter how misinformed they may be.
        As I told my vegan friend; “I respect the fact that you don’t eat meat, so please respect my my right to eat whatever the heck I can fit in my mouth.” Amongst other things; 2-3 McD Cheeseburgers at the same time.

  • RazorD9

    Run, Quinn, run! You put up a valiant fight to score with fine country booty, and I would have quit long ago. I salute you and wish you the best of luck and that Evangeline’s father isn’t after you with shotgun in hand.

    • OrlahEhontas

      Forgot that was her name, or I could have warned him a lot sooner.

  • DGR

    Oh come on, lock ins aren’t actually all that bad… of course, I’m from an urban, very liberal area…

  • Jesse Henson

    Quinn, Quinn, Quinn. Don’t you know what happens in the church broom closets during those things? Tonight is the night you were gonna score! Oh, well.