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  • podian

    Ooh, return of ZE LAZER! :D

  • Chris Waters

    Oh now that just isn’t right. That monster was just there to finally pay off his bar tab!

    • http://reviews.guedesav.blog.br/ Bruno Guedes

      Weel, this is a series with a monster accountant, so this is entirely plausible. :T

      • zgrssd

        If you want to pay off a tab, entering through a wall is not the cheapest way to get in.

        • Chris Waters

          He couldn’t fit through the door!

          Plus, you never know…in Monster Culture, that may be a sign of respect.

          Plus, in this city, they should be used to stuff like that. See also:
          http://www.superbitchcomic.com/comic/leaks/

          • RayNAiken

            “He couldn’t fit through the door!”

            Oh please…Haven’t you seen nature videos of Octopussies and squids? They can squeeze through the hole in one of your shirt buttons! >Grin<

          • David Nuttall

            Pretty much anything its beak will fit through, an octopus can fit through. So a ten-foot long giant octopus could fit through a 2-inch diameter hole, because it’s beak is about 1.5 inches across.

          • http://reviews.guedesav.blog.br/ Bruno Guedes

            Well, most octopodes and squids do not have eyes in their tentacles. Or a fist in the tip of one of them.

            What I’m trying to say is this is not a cephalopode, so the “can’t fit through the door” is not a completely implausible justification.

            Or maybe he’s a jerk. Or drunk. I don’t judge.

    • Mechwarrior

      And he was a week from retirement!

      • Brian Mann

        And too old for this shit!

  • David Nuttall

    SB: And I still have to pee.
    Just squat behind the dead monster. Nobody will notice and it will get cleaned up with the rest of the mess.

    • Aishi-en Gaming

      It’s what she gets for drinking Piss brand beer.

  • Mechwarrior

    It was the octopus’s favorite hole-in-the-wall.

  • Sigurther

    She can breath fire?

  • Professor Fate

    He was gonna buy a round, too. Monsters like ta’ party jus’ like us.

  • Oz

    So is she demonstrating Super Halitosis in panel #7?

  • BobKeo

    I still have to pee.

  • http://www.giantgirladventures.com/ Sabrina Pandora

    Why is there no new strip. WHY TENTACLE GOD WHY?

    Oh. Bottle in the eye and bitch breath beam, huh? Tough break.

    • KCGarza

      Your wish is my command!