You will never escape that goddamn song.

FYI Earworm is a concept unabashedly stolen from my homie Will Scott.

  • Sora Neku

    …you monster. (Earworm, that is.)

  • http://myanimelist.net/profile/OrlahEhontas OrlahEhontas

    … you evil, evil, ba***rd.

    Kill him, Rheagan! For the sake of all humanity, KILL HIM!

    • GamerKale

      There’s always another bard. But yes, kill him and throw his body on the pile with the rest.

      • http://myanimelist.net/profile/OrlahEhontas OrlahEhontas

        I resemble that remark. I play a Bard in AD&D, but only the 1st edition kind. Not that watered-down thing they came out with in the 2nd Ed. or later.

        • GamerKale

          But… AD&D is 2nd edition, isn’t it?

          Or is that the joke?

          • http://myanimelist.net/profile/OrlahEhontas OrlahEhontas

            No joke. The original Bard class was a multi-class character. The character minimums were the hardest part to get. Took me 4 years before I was able to roll one up at a game. On my own I must have rolled 8 or 9 of them. but couldn’t get one to save my life at the games. For more info on the early Bard class, go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bard_%28Dungeons_%26_Dragons%29#Dungeons_.26_Dragons_.281974.E2.80.931976.29

            The original D&D (aka Basic) came out in a box in the mid ’70’s with pamphlets and was pretty much the same thing you can get at Wally World for 20$ now as a “retro” or “nostalgia” set. Advanced D&D came out with hardcovers in the ’77-’79 time-frame and I started playing shortly there-after (’80-’83 time-frame). While I looked at the 2nd Edition, (which came out in ’89) I didn’t care for the higher lever of regimentation inn the rules of the game and shied away from it. For more info go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeons_%26_Dragons#Edition_history

  • http://www.giantgirladventures.com/ Sabrina Pandora

    Even hurling him into traffic won’t stop the music.The damnable, damnable music.

    Girl sexy halleluiah, ooh!

  • http://reviews.guedesav.blog.br/ Bruno Guedes

    Hey, at least it’s Uptown Funk (don’t believe me, just watch! COME ON!). I mean, he could do a lot, lot, LOT worse.

    • Dean

      He avoided the Spice Girls oeuvre entirely, for one thing.

  • Sensei Le Roof

    I don’t know the song. Lucky me.

  • Jordan Hiller

    He could probably get himself hired by any advertising agency in the world and make a fortune. …I just showed my inner villain there didn’t I?

  • Monochrome

    Anyone know what the superwitch thing is on the homepage?

    • Dean

      Check the date.

  • Kris Dunlap

    Earworm is freakin terrifying!