Contingency Plan

The current story arc starts on this page.

I just automatically assume you guys all read the same webcomics as I do and know what the references are.

Anyway, you might have missed the extra strip that went up Wednesday. You also might have missed that I launched my Patreon a while back. If so, you miss a lot. Why are you not constantly refreshing this page like every day? C’mon.

  • Chris Waters

    Bah, she could have tried calling me first. I would have treated her to a good time AND been the designated driver, because I don’t drink.

    Plus I could use the break from the two jobs.

    • Dick

      Weirdo.

      • Chris Waters

  • maarvarq

    Nope, I read a lot of webcomics but neither “Ronni” nor “Xolotl” nor their situations rings a bell.

    • Anarchyant

      Ronni (Veronica) aka Giant Girl and Xolotl is Aztec god of the underworld in the guise of a Salamander which is also called a mud puppy. I would suggest peeking at http://collectiveofheroes.net for your viewing pleasure as there are some really awesome ones on it, like the aforementioned Giant Girl and Grrl Power which also guest starred recently when Steve came in his Gimp Gear.

      • maarvarq

        Thanks. I already read Grrl Power but I’ll try some of the others.

  • Craig Wittler

    Ronni is “Giant Girl” http://www.giantgirladventures.com/ ( who also was one of the guests here http://www.superbitchcomic.com/comic/on-playing-well-with-others/ ) and Xolotl is the Aztec God/Salamander “The Black Mudpuppy” http://blackmudpuppy.com/
    How many points do I get for knowing that?

  • Mechwarrior

    Fail!

  • zgrssd

    Speak of the devil and he will develop teleporting or superspeed to appear in front of your door.

    What does that shirt read? “Assfiction”? -liction? tiction?

    Would have never guessed she would actually call him.

    • Anarchyant

      I believe it says “Asstinction”.
      And given SB’s track record of some hobo and Steve this wont end well.

  • David Nuttall

    The call before the one for Steve:
    Hey, Max, how you doing? Hey you available tonight? No a different place than last week. I know, right? Training the new girl? Sure, bring her along; the more the merrier. Are you sure she said that right? I have never heard of Super Atomic Suicide wings before.
    Edit: Yeah, I know. Sydney does not eat meat, so something else is going to need the super-heated treatment.

    • Mechwarrior

      Maybe they’re tofurkey wings?

    • Jack

      Sydney just drinks the sauce straight from the bottle.

      • David Nuttall

        Beh! Baby food.

  • RazorD9

    Poor S.B. Given that one, she is a superhero which means her social circle is limited to other supers and that biz is pretty crazy as proven in this page. Secondly, in the nicest way one can say this, Rheagan’s a bit of a cunt. Yeah, not so many options for friends. So, plan Ex it is.

  • Jordan Hiller

    Rheagan… I know that you’re not exactly the nicest person or have that many friends, but surely there were more people you could have called ahead of calling Steve? I mean, call ANYONE else.

    • David Nuttall

      Who you gonna call?
      Jeanine: Ghostbu… I’m sorry ma’am, but we don’t handle that kind of emergency. Maybe you call a plumber?

  • drachefly

    She should give Wonderella a call.

    • http://www.giantgirladventures.com/ Sabrina Pandora

      She is always up for a drink one would imagine.

  • Toby Cameron

    Rheagan, you need to widen your (anti)social circle a little…Shitropolis isn’t that far away, maybe Distracterella would make the commute? If you time it right, Bad Good Girl will come along, too, she’s always up for a bar-wrecking good time. They’re villains, but I think you’d be cool with that. If you’re really lucky, they might even their mutual friend Buckaress from the League of Super-Redundant Heroes! A hero, but not an uptight one (that would be Good Girl when she’s not Bad Good Girl)

  • Toby Cameron

    Rheagan, you need to widen your (anti)social circle a
    little…Shitropolis isn’t that far away, maybe Distracterella would
    make the commute? If you time it right, Bad Good Girl will come along,
    too, she’s always up for a bar-wrecking good time. They’re villains,
    but I think you’d be cool with that. If you’re really lucky, they might
    even bring their mutual friend Buckaress from the League of Super-Redundant
    Heroes! A hero, but not an uptight one (that would be Good Girl when
    she’s not Bad Good Girl)…

  • Chuck

    It’s been three weeks without a word from you. What’s gong on?